stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

(Source: 1337tattoos)

autumnfeelslikehomexo:

prettyandfit:

espressorunner:

recover-your-beauty:

 The Histoire de Curbes, Pulp Fashion Week Show(lle-de-France, France)

it’s nice to see people who look more like me on my dash.

I love to see the celebration of all women’s bodies.

Gorgeous.

This is VERY important

(Source: planetofthickbeautifulwomen)

amythesttrees:

aphrdite:

madselfiegame:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

And there’s also the part where a MURDERER and his jail buddy is on the loose, spread his face and stay on your guard

Not only has he escaped, but when his trial was first going on, people were SWOONING over this guy. Like people where saying how hot he was and shit HOW IS THAT COOL OR SEXY? THIS FUCK NEEDS TO BE EXECUTED

He is back in custody.

Holy shit… Hopefully he doesn’t escape again.. Creepy asshole

atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

(Source: eternalseptember)

regansmithh:

A Mother is Not One Who Carries You For 9 Months Or Holds You While You Take The First Breath Of Many. She is The Women Who Grabs Your Hand As You Both Walk Into Kindergarten Scared, The Women Who Wakes Up at 3 a.m Because You Have Nightmares and Tucks You In and Rubs Your Back Until Your Asleep. Shes The One Who Loves Your Scars Loves Your Flaws And All Your Quirks When You Can’t Seem To Look Past Them. Its the Person Who Listens To Your Stupid Drama That You’ll Forget In a Weeks Time But Listens Anyway. Helps The Heart Breaks and Helps You Get Past Them. The One Who Helps You Get Through The Hard Times and Congratulates You On Your Best Days. The Women Who Loves You When You Can’t Stand To Love Yourself, and Stands To Love You More Than Anyone Even Though She’s Seen You At Your Worst and Best. A Mother is Not A Mother Unless She Earns That Name. Many Women Proclaim Men Can’t Be Dads Because They Walk Away and Aren’t Man Enough To Raise The Child They Birthed Then Why Is that Expectation Different For a Women and Her Children. What Takes a Real Women Is To Raise and Love a Child That You Didn’t Give Birth To As Your Own. A Mother Is One Who’s Love Will Always Stay In The Child’s Heart and Love Them When They Can’t Love Themselves and Anyone Who Thinks Different Go Ahead.